The road of life is too short
to spend time driving with f---ed up people.
There are times on the road of life
when you need a good mechanic
and other times when you need a new road.
Sometimes you just need ingenuity:
Steven Wright took his car to the mechanic because the brakes were failing.
"I couldn't repair your brakes," the mechanic told him, "so I made your horn louder".
The other day I saw my favorite bumper sticker:
HORN BROKEN -
Watch For Finger
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